Japanese are really something. After breaking through with their love in games, technology, and sex life (hey, I’m just saying the facts), they always managed to be ahead in fashion as well, well, in this case, cell phone straps.

Behold the mini clam cell phone straps. When I first saw this, I had so many things in my mind of what I could do with it. Stuff like picking up handkerchief for a not-so-good-looking girl (if she’s beautiful, I wouldn’t use the clam wouldn’t I?), picking a hair nose in a such robotic way. Please don’t use this to pick your nose, I don’t recommend it, and wouldn’t be responsible for any damage it would done. Never the less, it’s kind of cool to have one of these. Imagine having eight of them and put it on your eight fingers. Utter geek! you’ll be one step closer of becoming Dr Doom.

Came to think of it, a pervert can use it to lifts up a girls skirt, and if he got caught, he could say "It wasn’t me, my robotic clam hand has its own mind".

Now if someone could tell me how to use this to take over the world. Any suggestion on what it can be used for? Leave it in comments.